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Q. I
recently heard some salsa dancers arguing over the merits of Cuban and
L.A. styles of salsa. What is the difference?
A.
In short, Cuban-style is gentler, and based more on interpretation. There
is no cross-body work. LA-style involves lots of cross-body work, fast
spins and generally more showy moves. Both have their merits. The
style danced in and around London is mostly Home Counties-style, being a
combination of the two. If you come across anyone raising their voice on
the subject might I suggest moving in the general direction of Away? They
may be taking it all a bit seriously.
Q. I
often find myself stuck for topics of conversation when dancing. Can you
suggest any topics that are not likely to cause trouble?
A. Obviously
it is wise to stay away from potentially contentious issues such as politics,
religion, or David Beckham's hair. This is a good idea even in a club, where the most common
response to any question is, "pardon". The most popular topic for
conversation recorded lately is the old Seinfeldian dilemma; if you were
abducted by aliens, would you rather be imprisoned in an alien zoo or an alien
circus? If you want to keep a man thinking for an extended period of time
(some achievement, I know) you could try; what do you think would win in a fight
between a tiger and a shark? Particularly problematical are any that betray your personal fears and tastes.
So, "do you feel uncomfortable undressing in front of you pets?" is
not good. Also, any mention of dreams. Dreams are just you emptying
your mentaI dustbins. If you tell someone you have a recurring nightmare
it is never taken well, especially if it involves snakes.
Q. Why do people carry those little
towels?
A. These
say two things. One; I sweat more
than a sautéed mushroom, and two; I've stolen a bar-towel. I
think they may be a necessary evil but, like most aspects of other people's lives, one
best avoided.
Q.
Do you know anything surprising and true?
A.
Chocolate cures hiccoughs!
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